Cat goes to the vet at 4:20
what the hell do you mean chicks don’t like plaid
this one does
CHICKS REALLY LIKE PLAID WATCH OUT
WHICH ONE OF YOU DICKHEADS BROUGHT THIS BACK JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT HAD DIED OUT
me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds
My little secret.
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
Then introduce a deadly disease to their family
real birds tweet on twitter
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this :’)
THIS IS POSSIBLY THE BEST THING THE INTERNET HAS EVER CAUSED TO HAPPEN.
i can feel the sexual tension
okay wait how can you even reblog this without pointing out that after this musical number (which contains the lyric “I’ll show you how I swing”) they are shown to be wearing each others’ clothing with no explanation
also together they are grasping a huge phallic object and homeboy’s obviously got his hands on Ryan to make sure Gabriella keeps her fingers of his lil’ dork.